My wardrobe

20%: don't fit
50%: too ugly
10%: worn it too many times
20%: pyjamas

kinabaidan:

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

LOLLLLLLL

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

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otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”